My escape was not easy. Those cringe compilations were impossible to not laugh hysterically to.
I realized that my only hope would be to remove my own vocal chords.
I was very nervous that night. I had convinced my captors that the plastic utensils made me swell, so they suppplied me with nice, sharp metal ones.
The surgery went horribly wrong.
I was rushed to the infirmary, bleeding like a dog in a blender, but they managed to fix me up. One small problem though; they could not fix my vocal chords.
Without vocal chords, I could not laugh, so their ‘Try not to Laugh’ challenges were useless to me as a form of torture.
So, they let me go...
To normal prison, from which I am now writing this from.
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Man, you are crazy. Fantastic work!
man wish i could use css editor so i could do this stuff
to get it enabled all you have to do is email support and ask
oh nice i didnt think it would be that easy lol
I know this is old but when i use the skeleton one the download button doesnt appear
oh thanks for letting me know. i'll take a look.
If i knew you could do this kind of stuff with HTML and CSS, i would of kept up my coding practice with it.
This has inspired me to re-learn HTML and CSS to make weird things with it.
I Love You
Everyone, this guy is serious about the laughing thing.
I laughed and was soon arrested by the local police, who handed the case over to the FBI.
In order to "reform" me, I have been forced to win 10 'try not to laugh' challenges, in order earn my freedom.
I am writing this from my cell. I have not won any yet. Please, send help.
Yes. But I’m out now.
My escape was not easy. Those cringe compilations were impossible to not laugh hysterically to.
I realized that my only hope would be to remove my own vocal chords.
I was very nervous that night. I had convinced my captors that the plastic utensils made me swell, so they suppplied me with nice, sharp metal ones.
The surgery went horribly wrong.
I was rushed to the infirmary, bleeding like a dog in a blender, but they managed to fix me up. One small problem though; they could not fix my vocal chords.
Without vocal chords, I could not laugh, so their ‘Try not to Laugh’ challenges were useless to me as a form of torture.
So, they let me go...
To normal prison, from which I am now writing this from.
Send help.
Yes. The survey is what protects you from this very harsh punishment.
The lol police are no laughing matter.
(haha a pun! ok sorry)
That... was awesome!