individualism in the dead-internet age: an anti-big tech asset flip shovelware r̶a̶n̶t̶ manifesto

why am i rotating like a shark aaaaaaaa

hu woah

how do i get off this thing

dizzy..

around the world around the wooorld,

around the world around the wooorld

You spin me right round, baby, right round

Like a record, baby, right round, round, round

huiiiiiiiiiii

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

why are the comments spinnninnnnnnng oh my poor brain pff

ougghghghghhghg im getting dizzzyyyyyyyy

here  i gooooo

wow look at that, a wild comment flowing through the breeze

Why am i spinning oh god

ooohhh im getting nauseous....

banana rotat e

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yahoo

You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round, round, round!

Clever coding aside, this is a rather good explanation for people who young & new to the internet, who've grown up in the modern time & never knew that once, all this was free & yours, not beholden to some faceless suitman. MY GOD THIS IS HARD TO TYPE!!!

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 made me cry

aaaaaaaaa why are the comments spinning lol

oh lawd we spinning

weeee ↑↓

amigo bajenme de auqi quiero vomitar!!!

Love this weeeeee

Let's all reject our tech overlords

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

weeeeeeeeeeeee

ow ow ow

AUGGHH IM DIZZZY

OMG, I love this!

hmm... was a bit tricky trying to click on the text box. here's proof i managed to do it somehow.

whoaaaa my head's spinning

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

This is allowed!? Why has no one ever done this before!?!?

weeeeeee

so funny to see nathalie lawhead do something with big graphics, lol. love it! didn't get into internet until '07 or so, but i could see the transition happening. glad this wasn't a nostalgia trip, that kind of thing annoys me, so this made me happy. thank-you

what in the

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